With apologies to Robert Fulghrum: Everything I need to know, I learned from comtemplating Noah’s Ark.
11. When God is part of your plans, there’s always a rainbow waiting.
10. The Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
9. When you’re stressed, float awhile.
8. Speed isn’t everything. Both the snails and the cheetahs got on board.
7. For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
6. Build your future on high ground.
5. Don’t listen to critics; just do what needs to be done.
4. Stay fit. When you get old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
1. Don’t miss the boat.
